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It all started in the happy-go-lucky state of Israel. It was there that Sariel was born. Sometime in the early 90's, Sariel moved from his not-so-stable shack in Israel, to another more stable shack in America. He moved around a lot and, on his travels, met many people. In eighth grade, Sariel had himself a best friend. But by that Summer, Sariel was forced to move to the far-off land of Maryland. He made another friend, who was better than most, but not best (for that friend was still trapped in Ohio). Sariel spoke to people on occasion and started small fires in his room, making clothing from interesting household objects. Then, after four years of highschool and a two-year relationship with a female, he left home to live in an 11x12 room at the University of Maryland at College Park with one other person. And there, Sariel sits, writing this mini-biography in the third person that he gleaned from his best friend so long ago. And that, boys and girls, is where our story ends. So, until next time, this is Sariel saying "don't do drugs."

UPDATE:

Well, the story has continued. It has been another year and Sariel has made another plan. He didn't follow through on the plan, as is his pattern, but at least he made one. He now sits in a decent-sized room in an equally decent-sized house in Lanham, MD....his new home. He doesn't do much else other than work, sleep, and go to the bathroom...sometimes one more than the others, but he is still a happy fellow...living day to day and loving life in spite of his luck.

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